alright fun fact your first time is not going to be some fifty shades of grey or some shit so don’t expect a lot. it’ll be painful and there will be lots of switching positions and moving and you’ll probably make some noises you didn’t even know you could make. Foreplay will help you guys ahaha and It probably won’t last too long either, and you might bleed a little and you’ll probably cry. It’s okay to be nervous and it’s okay to cry! if the guy isn’t a virgin, don’t be worried about being inexperienced. if he’s the right one, he’ll be caring and understanding throughout the whole thing. make sure he uses a condom, and don’t let him use some fancy ass condom like ribbed or studded just a good ol extra lubricated condom :) but most of all make sure the guy you lose it to is someone you love, and isn’t just going to run away after with your v card.
So right now im having the worst knot in my stomach and I feel like im going to be sick, I can’t help but think of eveything that’s happened and begin to tear up.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
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|everyone:||you look tired|
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|everyone:||are you mad at me|
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|me:||IT'S MY FACE|